Mosquitoes

7 things mosquitoes do that annoy the fuck out of me:
1. When they fly up in my face
2. When they bite me and I don’t kill them
3. When they buzz around beside my ear
4. At night
5. And I can’t see them and know where they’ve gone
6. When I try to swat them away and they continue to fly right at me
7. When I do kill them but their buggy remains are left on my arm